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i know i know.. you all hate MJ but this post is about the 80s michael we all love.. or at least some of us do.. OK I DO.:)


tuesday night jazz class. we're teaching their recital dance to Michael Jackson's Working Day and Night from the Off the Wall album.. which i think is my favorite album.

ANYHOO! they're between the ages of 6-9, second year jazz. bobbie said we could do nifty michael jackson dance moves. i have to tell you... you know the cool moves he does in the Beat It video? i can't really explain them..

i just have to say, there is no dance step more fun to teach then, michael jackson moves. especially the moonwalk. IT'S A CHALLENGE! especially when they fall down on the floor:) maybe i should make an animated icon of the dance moves i'm talking about.

i love it.

i love kids.. sometimes kids make my uterus ache.. but in a good way.

no customer would go to you unless she was a HOOKER!

how many wpm can you type?

is there somewhere on line that has like a typing test to tell you ?

i've had a piece of glass in my foot.. not sure for how long. at least 4 days. it just started bothering me this afternoon. small piece at that but i wonder why it hasn't bothered me till now.. weird. at first i couldn't figure out if it was a splinter (<---i think of the ninja turtles every time i see that word) or glass. i got it out, nonetheless. like popping a zit! i squeezed and glass came out! how cool is that?

there is nothing worse than ordering a beef enchilada, biting into it.. and tasting chicken. ::shudder:: i'm very picky when it comes to eating chicken. i certainly will not eat chicken from a fast food restaurant, chinese restaurant, mexican restaurant.. no, ANY RESTAURANT FOR THAT MATTER.. except beauregard's hot chicken wings.. that's it.

it happened to me at lunch today. mom and i went to el palacio. it's OK mexican food, that's where we normally go for mexican for lunch. i specifically told the server that i want beef. the first bite made me cringe because of the unfamiliar taste of chicken filling my tastebuds, yuk! he brought me the corrected order and i wasn't so hungry anymore. i guess that's a good thing because i didn't eat it all and i'm not miserably full right now. i have it in a to-go box in the fridge here at work. re-heated mexican food isn't my favorite but as long as i have sour cream... i'm good to go.

i'm not a picky eater at all when it comes to food. only chicken, really... oh and if i were to find a bug or something.

i used to be when i was younger. i wouldn't even eat meat at all. there was no way any one would have been able to get me to eat sausage.. i'm still crazy about certain kinds or the way it looks but i love most sausage now, even bratwurst! mmmmm.. i love it!... until i bite into a hard chunk.. that's when i run to the bathroom and vomit. yes, that's right. i can't eat a steak if it has a lot of fat on it. no way in hell. i don't care how hungry i am. i love steak, i do but i normally have to have a filet. i even eat it medium rare sometimes... it's so much better that way. i can't believe people are able to enjoy a steak cooked medium well or WELL? c'mon now! what the crap? can they actually taste any flavor in that? ooooh wait, those are also the folks who like ketchup on their steak.. GROSS. i hate ketcup anyway.. but ketchup on a steak is blasphemy!

i'm so happy that as i get older, i'm learning to love and appreciate food more... with the exception of chicken.

gimme pork.

you know i stole it.


Name four bad habits you have:
- smoking when i'm stressed (hey, atleast i don't smoke as much as i did 2 months ago)
- sloth
- bein too sarcastic to my students.. not realizing they don't 'get it'
- biting my fingernails (but only on my left hand)

Name four things that you wish you had:
- rootbeer float
- kip in the same room
- a new motor for my saturn
- a horse


Name three scents you love:
- honey suckles
- horses
- spring rain

Name four things you'd never wear:
- sparkly sweaters that old women wear..
- stirrup pants
- filas
- hair bow (hahah)


Name four things you have done today:
- worked.
- re-set my alarm for 15 more minutes..
- spilled coffee creamer all over me and in the car, yes.. that's right.:|

Name four of your favorite things to do:
- dance like nobody is watching..
- draw
- read
- take pictures...


Name the last 4 things you have bought:
- gas
- cookies out of the vending machine
- cereal
- apples

Name four things you regularly drink: (not counting water)
- coffee
- coffee
- coffee
- coffee


Last time you cried?
- friday night

Last thing you laughed at?
- kip


What's in your cd player?
- nothing.. it doesnt work at the moment



What color socks are you wearing?
- none


What's under you bed?
- two guitar cases..
- shoes.. all my shoes, i have nowhere else to put them

What time did you wake up today?
- 4am.. then 7:15.. then 7:45


Current hair?
- bobbish. i hate it..

Current worry?
- my saturn and bills.

If you could play an instrument?
- flute

Favorite color?
- yellow


How tall are you?
- 5'3''

Favorite season?
- fall

i woke up at 4am with the tv on and my glasses crooked on my face. it took me about 30 minutes to fall back to sleep. waking up and then falling to sleep again causes me to have strange dreams. i dreamed i woke up at 1pm and strolled into work like nothing happened.. that caused me to get fired. all while i was on the phone with mrs_puma. i didn't even care that i was fired either.. i gave sMike a slap on the back.. went home and curled up to watch sleezy daytime television.

here it is 7:30am and boy do i miss oliver batting me in the face at this time. i miss that. it's ok though, he's watching me from outside of my window.

i just spilled a full cup of coffee in my lap. it sucks too because it spilled on my hoo hoo and my right leg. burrrrrrrrrrrrrned so bad, i was screaming and tears were coming out of my eyes. what's even crazier is i have a mug with a lid on it.. i couldn't pick up it up fast enough because a file dumped on me as well.. so i had a file, papers and a full mug of coffee in my lap. now it's worse because it's freezing in the office to begin with.. now i feel like a coffee flavored popsicle. so nasty.


i have a doctor's appointment today at 11:15. i'm really nervous. like, really really nervous. i guess i have to go home first and get out of the cold, coffee stained pants.

can i just go back to sleep, please?

one of the most frustrating things is a busy signal. i hate them. whoever made the tone like that should be tied up and shot. seriously. why can't there be a fake person who comes on the line and says something like.. 'line is busy, great, thanks' instead of one of the most annoying sounds in the world.

and why does my doctor's office have only one line to answer? geeze, last monday i tried to schedule an appointment all day and i got nothing but that annoying tone. i really, really need to see a doctor. i don't know what's wrong with me. i'm certainly not going into detail about it here on elgay. seriously, i'm doing you a favor. i really don't want to resort to a doc in a box but hey! if my doctor can't clear a phone line for me to get through.. that may be what i have to do.

ahhh it's monday again. nice, gray, yucky, and gloomy day. i feel like a bad mood is trying to settle in but i'm not letting that happen. i'm fighting it.

how are you?

let's pray the week passes in a flash. you know it will because here lately time has been flying by. seems like it was christmas just last week and here it is the 15th of march.

beware the ides of march! shit, that reminds me.. it's my best friend's birthday today. lauren. i don't know if you're reading this but i love you with all my heart, mind and soul. you're the sister i never had and you mean that much to me. if we were lesbians, we'd probably be married. bitch, i know you're getting a computer for your bday.. you'd better start up with you lj again, dammit you make me laugh!

have you brushed your teeth yet this morning?
or did you get up and make coffee instead?

i woke up this morning with an achy back and achy shoulders. i think i either got too much sleep or i slept the wrong way. *yawn streeeeeeeeeeeetch* it's starting to go away though..

are you craving cereal like me? are you going to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? aaaaand fruit! maybe something chocolaty.. i have no control.

does gravity always win?

the sun looks beautiful today. i'm sure i'll stay in all day. i'll be happy to enjoy the day from the inside. unless i get that wild hair up my ass and decide to go out and do something. i would love to go out and take pictures.. i just have no idea what i want to take pics of. any suggestions?

laundry is really the only thing that is a must. maybe i'll straighten up my room. ha! maybe not..

i'm talking to kip right now.. talking to him makes the sunny day that much better.

i was so sick last night. feeling better this morning. i really hope that lasts.

how are you? and what are you up to?

call me breekola or bretard, you know me from lj.
call me bre, you know me well.
call me breanne, you know me well.
call me brittney, youre a deaf customer.
call me breannuh, i will sock your nose.
call me breeze, you're my grandmother.
call me breezy, you're mom or my grandmother..
call me breezy-marie-z, you're mom when she's geigh.
call me brewinkle, you're my mom.
call me missy, you're mom when she is angry.
call me tuhder, you're dad.
call me BREANNE MARIEEEE, you're mom when she is furious..
call me bread-pan, you're jencomb's hubby.
call me brandy, youre my aunt who either never knew my name or just forgot.
call me sloth, youre kip=) i keed!

edit; call me angel of the morning.. you're mom when she's sweet:)
thanks jan for breakfast and lunch.=)

i often throw my keys in my top desk drawer when i come in from lunch every day.

mom picked me up after work yesterday because she went with me to get my hair chopped.. i wanted her there because i like being around her and i needed moral support. well, when she pulled up i ran out the door not thinking about my keys.

needless to say, i was locked out of the office when she brought me back to my car because my keys were in there (kip, you shush it ;) stop shaking your head right now!).

so jan took me home. i was without a car this morning.

ok..

so i call the office at 8:20am to see if anyone was there to come get me. sMike answered.

he told me to call back and see if alisa or amelia could come get me... because, well.. he didn't want to. i call back ten minutes later, sMike answered again. i said, "is alisa there yet?" and answered, "no? why do you ask?"

ugh.. i call amelia's cell phone.. she says she can pick me up...

i call back to tell sMike to tell clay and alisa that i was going to be late because of my situation and that amelia was on her way to get me. he said, "OK, don't worry about it.. i'll tell them"

i arrive thirty minutes late.. i walk in to clay and alisa both asking me where the hell i've been. my blood started boiling because i talked to sMike THREE TIMES this morning.

i explained and they both rolled their eyes because they know how he is.

i go in his office i say, "sMike, did you give alisa and clay my message?"

he said, "what message?"

*dies*

( under here )

creative
empathetic
charming
thoughtful
sensitive



:D

i've seen so many polls today and well, you know i love these.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand go!

Poll #261572 poll
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None

have at it.. whatever you want.. JUST ANSWER, OK?

*edit* there is NO question.. just ask, say..

my roommate, casey, and i were talking about men and women we've had crushes on in the past. sure, we all have someone we liked to look at or talk to but knew nothing would ever come from it. i've thought boys and girls were cute but i would never want to go 'there' with them. harmless eyecandy really. i've only had one true 'crush' so to speak.

have you ever had a crush? i'm talking about a real crush. a person whom you couldn't even talk to if he/she spoke to you. where you clam up.. you try so hard to get the words to come out but they just don't..

when i was a freshman in college, i moved to florence, alabama to attend the university of north alabama. i hated it there but that's a whole other story in itself.

there was a boy called, matthew who was in my english class. he was beautiful or atleast i thought he was. i couldn't speak to him. i would try so hard but it wouldn't happen. i would see him at parties, i would have the perfect opportunity to approach him but my legs would turn into lead.

i saw him out at a bar one night, right? so i decided to be brave and ask him to dance. i wouldn't have but he was already dancing anyway. so i walk over to him, asked and he said, 'oh.. well, maybe later'..

dude, i was crushed. i was tipsy too so, yeah.. me? i started crying.. HAHAHAHAHA... i'm a nerd, this i know. and no, not like balling my eyes out. just a disappointed cry (if there is such thing as that).. tears just rolled down my cheeks. i was heart-broken.

i don't know if he saw me cry or not but ten minutes later, he grabbed me and started spinning me around. i thought he did it out of pity. i mean, i KNOW i was happy that he was dancing with me.. but i felt awkward too because i didn't know if he saw tears come out of my face.

i can't believe how infatuated i was. i never stalked him or anything. i just looked at him when he was around. i bet i made him uncomfortable, heh..

something funny that happened. i went to the saturn dealership a year later and it turns out, the salesman who talked to me WAS HIS FREAKIN' DAD. i even told him that i had a crush on his son. yes, that's right. i did. i told him.

i heard he moved to georgia about 3 years ago.

but i'll you one thing, if he came up to me today, i would probably just talk to him... yeah right, i would shy away.. i'm sure nothing would or ever COULD turn into something more than just a crush.

you?

sometimes you just know.. it becomes so clear.





also, i need a space suit. seriously, i will wear it all the time. a blue one.. or silver. i want to pretend i'm an astronaut.

i want this.. the photo, that is..

i stole them from kip's folder. i like them and i wanted to share with you guys... :)

ok, it took me forever to fix the problem i was having earlier.. picture trail was being a dipshit.. so, yeah.. they should work now!


who is that bish sitting there like she owns the place?

we rode space shot! it was so much fun because it shot up in the air.. when we were expecting it. fun times!!
( suddenly seymour )

i just woke up from horrible nightmare. all the kids of the world were rebelling. taking over really.. in different color tank-tops.. yeah, weird. they were after every adult they could get their hands on. they were chanting things like "REMEMBER, HATRED REALLY ISN'T THAT EVIL"..

even sweet innocent kids were throwing punches.. knocking people over and beating the crap out of them..

i had to resort to clothes-lining several little boys who looked to be around 9 years old. making them cry all because they had knives and were about to kill me.

i'm talking, evil was coming out from inside of them. beating the life out of men, women, and really old people.

i yelled at some 16 year olds after i broke their nose if it was worth it.. they came after me with guns.

i realized i was dreaming and woke myself up.

i'm scared to go back to sleep now. maybe next time i'll realize i'm dreaming and take over with my super dreaming my own dream power and turn the beating into hugs.